If you judge on height i judge on weight

If you judge on height, I judge on weight. Fair’s fair, right?

This tee is for those who know how to throw shade and take a joke. Perfect for anyone who’s tired of hearing “You’re so short!”—or just loves a good comeback. Made from ultra-soft cotton, it’s comfy enough to wear while standing your ground (or looking up at your haters).

Why You’ll Love It:

✅ Clapback Ready – The perfect response when someone thinks height is a personality trait.
✅ Karen Repellent – Ideal for winning arguments in the grocery store checkout line.
✅ Unmatched Comfort – Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors include polyester) for a lightweight, soft feel.
✅ Built to Last – Pre-shrunk fabric with durable side-seamed construction, so it holds its shape wash after wash.
✅ Versatile Fit – Stylish, flattering, and guaranteed to turn heads (even if you have to look up to see them).

Stand tall—metaphorically, at least. 😏

Size Chart

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8

Shipping

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Shipping Times:

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📍 Europe – 3–7 business days
📍 Canada – 5–10 business days
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Tracking & Delivery:

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Product Details

👕 Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
⚖️ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
🧼 Pre-shrunk fabric for long-lasting fit
🪡 Side-seamed construction for added structure
📏 Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability
🌎 Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US